Your mom she's so fat. . . .
Your Mom she's so fat that the Japanese have asked for the rights to hunt her.
Your mom she’s so fat when God said, ‘let there be light,’ he asked her to move.
Your mom she’s so fat she uses the ocean as a bath tub.
Your mom she’s so fat when she walked by a construction site they used her as a wrecking ball.
Your mom she’s so fat that when we won the Super Bowl So she walked outside with a spoon.
Your mom she’s so fat she got in a monster truck and made it a lowrider!
Your mom she’s so fat that she went to the bathroom and the toilet got the shit scared out of it.
Your mom she’s so fat when she missed the school bus she yelled "some one catch my twinky"!
Your mom she’s so fat when she was born the doctors gave her a pregnancy test.
Your mom she’s so fat when God said, ‘let there be light,’ he asked her to move.
Your mom she’s so fat she uses the ocean as a bath tub.
Your mom she’s so fat when she walked by a construction site they used her as a wrecking ball.
Your mom she’s so fat that when we won the Super Bowl So she walked outside with a spoon.
Your mom she’s so fat she got in a monster truck and made it a lowrider!
Your mom she’s so fat that she went to the bathroom and the toilet got the shit scared out of it.
Your mom she’s so fat when she missed the school bus she yelled "some one catch my twinky"!
Your mom she’s so fat when she was born the doctors gave her a pregnancy test.